so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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