WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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