she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
How's work?
Spinning.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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