Pappa wants mamma naked
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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