You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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