sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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