Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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