so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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