I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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