i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we're making bets on your personal life
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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