I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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