I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
