if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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