i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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