thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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