What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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