ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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