I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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