he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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