but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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