She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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