You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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