i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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