so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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