They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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