Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my sisters under your porch take her home
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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We just shotgunned beers for America
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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