Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
