Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do herpes really smell.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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