Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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