pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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