I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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