That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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