i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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