i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
its liver damage thursday
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