i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize