I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
operation have a gay friend backfired
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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