Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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