There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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