dude i'm inner monologue high
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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