it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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