Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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