We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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