So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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