there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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