"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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