what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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