I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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