hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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