Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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