Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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