And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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