But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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