I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I FOUND THE LEGS
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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