my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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