Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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