you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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