Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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