his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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