I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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