WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Randomize